Gary Owens:"You lick a thick smear of filth off the street. Finding the taste unpleasant, you quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are!
Roger Wilco:"I won't go down without a fight, Quirk! I know Kung Fu, Karate, Tai Kwan Do, and several other chieniese words!"
Gary Owens:"Scratching your head doesn't make it any better, it only loosens unsightly dandruff."
Gary Owens:"Its some kind of monitor. Probably used to monitor something or other."
Gary Owens(While Roger is licking the sand):"The taste is difficult to pin down but you love the way it crunches between your teeth."
Gary Owens:"This ATM tastes more like fresh Buckazoids than the other leading brand."
Gary Owens:"Your hair is the last thing on your mind right now, even though it's on top of your head."
Gary Owens:"It smells like extremely hot sand and burnt nose hair."
Gary Owens:"A real man would actualy walk up to a building if he wanted to taste it!"
Gary Owens:"You smell the sidewalk, and it smells back."
Captain Quirk:"Hey, this is made from real hair!"
Roger Wilco (The speech he gave when boarding the Eureka for the first time): I know some of you may not be as exited to serving on the Eureka as I am, But I promise you this: We are going to be the BEST GOSH DARN Garbage Scow in the entire Star Canfederation! We have nothing to fear but fear itself, So hold your heads high men. We shall overcome! All we are is dust in the wind: born free, running wild, with Liberty and Justice for all! So let's be all we can be. Remember, It's not just a job: It's an adventure!
Gary Owens:"Ahh, A moving walkway! No more tired and aching feet. No more walking just for the sake of going somewhere."
Gary Owens:"The small access panel is inaccessable."
Gary Owens:"It has the Tangy taste of %100 real steel! Basted with slime and rusted to a delicate crunch."
Gary Owens:"This rough area tastes strangly like blood. Oh, That is blood! You've shreded your tounge! Your Mother should have warned you about licking strange areas."
Gary Owens:"Zero-G skating might be perfect for you since you've got a zero IQ."
Gary Owens:"It's supposed to smell like a WallMart force field generating unit, but we can only do 16 different odors in EGA, so it smells a lot like the Time Pod."
Gary Owens:"That's your head Roger, now use it for something!"
© 1997-1998 Sterling Jones